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		<title>Medic On Call To Help Hyperventilating Twilight Fans Move To Next Phase of Life</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Coming in over the wire is news that there is an actual medic on the set of the Twilight franchise movies. This medic is there to help fans overcome by seeing their graven images, or &#8220;idols&#8221; as they are called, to enter the next phase of their worship. Speaking only with a promise of anonymity [...]
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