Twilight Nude Photos
Yeah, this is nothing but a bullshit post.
Why?
I, Spider, felt like fucking with some of the Twilight people by posting a headline with the name “Twilight” in there to see what would happen. It is no secret that I have a huge disdain for the series, whether it be in book or movie format.
Before people go off about “you never read it!”: I tried. I seriously, seriously tried. As with most people when under interrogation I could not hold out from the torture long enough to reach the end and had to give in. The author used words that do not mean what she thinks they mean, the grammar and spelling were atrocious, and the thinly veiled hints at Mormonism were just ridiculous.
The fact that the book is about a creepy old perv stalking a teenage (and not even legal teenage) girl, climbing into her room at night to watch her sleep (illegal in all 50 states and even more countries), and being a controlling dickhead is not exactly the type of books I would want my pre-teen, tween, teenage, or any age daughter reading and idolizing. Relationships like this are not good for anybody and are not a pinnacle that anyone should be reaching for.
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2 Comments
Hell yeah!
*high fives*
Honestñy I was a little scared when I read “Twilight nude pics” on a Silent Hill Blog.
Thanks Samael it was just a joke of yours!
I admit it is a blatant attention grabbing (whoring?) headline, but like stated it is just to mess with the Twilight people. I can’t help but love social experiments, and this is indeed one of them.
I want to see how many hits come from having a Twilight associated article on the site. This in no way means there will ever be full on Twilight coverage or even a passing reference from myself that is not derogatory…